Great British Sex Slip-Ups

(danctags british sex slip-ups)

via Daily Bedpost by Em & Lo on 6/16/08

Maybe it's because we've been making a TV show about sex with a bunch of Brits for the past couple of months (they just have a way of talking about butt plugs that's so charming), but we actually found ourselves forwarding a "Check out this it's hilarious!!!!" e-mail this week: It's titled "12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio" and, well, it kind of speaks for itself. For the record, "fanny" (#12) doesn't mean quite the same thing over here in Blighty, and one certainly doesn't speak of "fanny packs" in polite company. You're welcome.

1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator:
"And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

2. New Zealand rugby commentator:
"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

3. Ted Walsh, horseracing commentator:
"This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

4. Harry Carpenter at the 1977 Oxford-Cambridge boat race:
"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."

5. US PGA commentator:
"One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. ... Oh my god!! What have I just said??"

6. Carenza Lewis on Time Team Live, about finding food in the Middle Ages:
"You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

7. A female news anchor, to the weatherman, the day after it was supposed to snow and didn't:
"So, Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?"

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:
"Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday."

9. Clare Frisby on Look North, talking about a jumbo hot dog:
"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

10 Mike Hallett on Sky Sports, discussing missed snooker shots:
"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage:
"They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

12. Ken Brown on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunesson lining up shots at the Scottish Open:
"Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

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