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via Daily Bedpost by Em & Lo on 11/5/08

• Smitten wants to know if you think the new President-elect is sexy? Our answer: Yes we do! 

• Glamour.com suggests 13 dude-approved presents for the hard-to-shop-for guy in your life. But considering there's a mix-tape USB memory stick, a PoGo printer, a three-slot charging station, and monogrammable beer mugs on the list, they make pretty good gifts for the Em & Lo in your life, too.
  

• Erin from Single-ish says her sister knows exactly where your future husband is. We hope for the sake of every single-but-searching girl in the big city that she's very, very wrong.

• Forget T&A, do you know "the new sexy body part" that's getting some major attention from fashion designers? Thankfully it's not bellybuttons. We're hoping next year it will be elbows!

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Sex Dream Analysis: "I Keep Cheating on My Boyfriend"

via Daily Bedpost by Em & Lo on 11/6/08

Very rarely are other people's dreams interesting...except when they're about sex. This week dream analyst Lauri Loewenberg addresses accidental nocturnal infidelity:

Maybe you guys can help me figure out this weird dream that I've had several times. First, a little background: I am 26, I live in Rhode Island, I've been with my wonderful boyfriend for a year, and we have great sex. Really great, actually. Anyway, the dream is pretty simple -- I have sex with someone (not my boyfriend) without realizing it, and by the time I come to my senses, it's too late and I've cheated. The guy I sleep with in the dream varies: once it was my boss, who is about 20 years older than me and not attractive, and another time it was an ex boyfriend. It's always the same thing, though. I sort of hazily, dreamily hook up with the Other Man, and then, once the deed is done, snap to my senses and realize with horror that I've just committed an awful infidelity. I always wake up feeling shaken and creeped out, because in real life, I have no desire to cheat on my boyfriend. What does this MEAN? Help!

Does Rhode Island gal have anything to feel guilty about? Find out after the jump (right after you send us your own dreams!):

Lauri Loewenberg: Mazel Tov on your healthy sex life! Keep it up, sister! Those cheating-without-realizing-it dreams are very frustrating, but not to worry. They don't mean that there is a trampy, cheating harlot inside, waiting to break free! You are getting these dreams because you are probably giving your time, attention, and affection to something that does not involve your boyfriend. Since one time the other man was your boss, it may be a good indication that work may be the culprit. Do you sometimes work too much or find yourself going on and on about work, much to your boyfriend's dismay? The fact that you are getting these dreams means you are aware and sensitive to something that is causing your boyfriend to feel left out, or something that is causing him to feel "cheated" out of his time with you.

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Keith Olbermann on the Book of Love

via Daily Bedpost by Em & Lo on 11/12/08

An amazing "Special Comment" from Keith Olbermann last night on gay marriage.

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A Day in the Life of a...Porn Librarian

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One Hand Gesture Is Worth Two in the Bush

via Daily Bedpost by Em & Lo on 11/14/08

Um, wait, what? A friend just sent us this picture, apparently taken this week, and uploaded to this White House URL (sure to be taken down any second now). We too asked our friend, "Isn't that the symbol for the tricky handwork move known as 'the shocker," i.e two fingers in the va-ja-jay and one in the bum?!" Well, yes and no.

Apparently, the picture has something to do with the Arizona State University's softball and track and field teams--each won national championships and visited the White House this week. The Sun Devil is their mascot, and he carries a pitchfork, which this hand gesture represents. Plus, it looks like the letter W, for George W. Bush. And technically speaking, the the shocker would have your index and middle finger pressed together. 

But at first glance you've got to admit it looks an awful lot like "the shocker," which is why we, being the two very mature and responsible sex writers that we are, felt obligated to post it. Sure, it's an innocent, unfortunate, accidental pornographic reference made by an unknowing administration, but one we think is symbolic of how utterly obscene this government's policies have been--and how they've basically screwed the country over.

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Sex Dream Analysis: "My Ex-Husband and I Are Having Crazy Sex"

via Daily Bedpost by Em & Lo on 11/17/08

Very rarely are other people's dreams interesting...except when they're about sex. This week, dream analyst Lauri Loewenberg tackles a mysterious reappearing ex.

I have been having dreams about my ex-husband lately. I am kind of confused because I keep wondering if leaving him was the right choice and now I have these intense dreams that are so real it scares me. All the dreams I have about him are different but they all involve sex or heavy petting. And sometimes we do crazy things during sex that we never did while we were married. I would really love to know what is going on here because I am in a relationship now that I have been in over a year and it just all of a sudden started happening.

Should she go back to the well, or is she just dreaming in rose-tinted glasses? Find out after the jump (right after you send us your own dreams!):

Lauri Loewenberg: Your uncertainty over the end of your marriage is the cause of these dreams. Because you question yourself, the idea of still being with your ex is alive and well inside your mind and rises to the surface while you dream. Now, since it seems to be only sexual activity that is involved in these dreams and nothing else, I'm going to have to ask you a very personal question...how do your ex and your current relationship compare in the ol' knockin' boots department? Perhaps your dreaming mind is trying to compensate for what you aren't quite getting with your boyfriend. And perhaps you are doing wild and crazy things with your ex that you never actually did because your boyfriend may not be giving you enough variety. Since you've been with your current guy for over a year, and these dreams are just now starting, it may be that you are beginning to realize he could be around for some time to come, in which case your dream self is nagging you to spice it up, oil it down, spank it...you get the idea!

Submit your own sex dream for analysis to dxxxx@xxxcom. Anonymity guaranteed!

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Unlikely MacBook Pro Photo Circulates

Black lining around the screen looks sexier. I'm sold.

via MacRumors : Mac News and Rumors on 9/17/08

Image found on T-Systems.de


Existing promotional image
A possible though unlikely image of the upcoming MacBook Pro has circulated on the internet this morning and appears to have originated at German retailer T-...

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